“The Guided Evolution of Chuck’s Home Surveillance System”, Serialized by The Daily Tomorrow

Welcome to your new Sovereign Home Surveillance and Defense System! I’m Sentinel, the SimpleSmart™ AI, and I’ll keep you up to date with status and activity reports. Remember, you are responsible for compliance with local law, appropriate property signage, and all mental health provisions. Defend responsibly!

Your selected installation includes FullSiege™ Battery Backup, guaranteed to last one month without external power, and your system is currently in Extended Perimeter security mode. AMANDA’S IDIOT BOYFRIEND BRIAN has been added as a non-lethal target.Continue Reading